{This is the end. My only friend, the end}
PANDEMIC     Spreads like buttah!
The end approaches. It goes by many names: pork, bacon, pig, swine, pig flu, swine flu, flu shot, flu, death, funeral, plague, piggie flu, piggy flu, deceased relatives, viagra cures, sex, sexy pig, sars treatment, not the common cold, bird flu, h5n1, and h1n1.